Duerminating the countryside... Duerminating the peasants...

Blackrock mountain!

Wednesday, December 14, 2005
posted by Duerma @ 3:34 PM  0 Comments Links to this post

So, without Zandramas around to chaper- er, keep me company - I decided to ride to the most dangerous place I could think of!

Blackrock Mountain! Yeah! That's yours truly in front of the gates. But it'd be boring to just hang out outside.

Yeah, uh, don't look down.

So there I went down the chain. Man, that is one BIG CHAIN! But it was easier to walk on than I had supposed.

When I got to the middle, I saw this altar there. I had heard that if you were a ghost, you would see a ghost on the altar! So I hellfired myself into oblivion and came back, and sure enough!

I can't remember his name. That's OK, he didn't want to talk to me anyway. So I went back to my body. And he was GONE!


But a funny story before I go on. You know who I saw there? CRAKE! I ran into her while I was jogging gfrom the graveyard. I guess she had looked at Vaelestrasz the wrong way or something. Anyway, she suggested I try to sneak into the Molten Core as a ghost. I tried that, but I got sent back to the graveyard. Oh, those sneaky Dark Iron dwarves.

Since I couldn't get into the Molten Core as a ghost, I ran down to talk to this elf  guy.
I hoped to persuade him to sneak me in, maybe masqurading as a corehound's ear or something. He didn't buy it. At least I got to see his floaty crystal, though.

At that point, I got kind of bored with Blackrock Mountain, so I left, and summoned Snookums again. I had thought I went out the same side I came in. But instead of finding myself in the Searing Gorge, I was in the BURNING STEPPES!

Yeah, lots of those big black dragon guys. All over. And nasty ogres. And other meanies. Fortunately, I made it through unscathed to Morgan's Vigil!
Not sure who this gal is, but she's a gnome, with green hair, and the same staff as me, so I decided she had to be the leader. She was at least the coolest person in the camp.

So those were my travels! I've got my eye on Un'Goro crater and Silithus next! In the meantime, here's me in my Christmas dress.

'Til next time, everybody!

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Felsteed and more epxloring!


posted by Duerma @ 3:30 PM  0 Comments Links to this post

Yup, so here are Zanny and me in the Barrens. Don't we looks snazzy? Anyway, there's only one good reason for a couple of gnomes to be in the Barrens...
...to get a warlock her felsteed! SHAZAM!! Behold the fiery demonic power of my felsteed, SNOOKUMS!

Naturally, I took that as a sign that I needed to do some exploring. So first, we went to the Sunken Temple.
A very dank and creepy place. I bet there's seven kinds of mold growing in those cracks. And not to mention all the killer slimes we saw. And outside, there were green dragonkin!
Don't worry, we licked 'em good!

Next, we went to the Blasted Lands! Very stormy place, lots of lightning and such. And demons EVERYWHERE! Zandramas was a bit uncomfortable, but I thought it was nifty. I've decided that when I've got a few more seasons under my belt, I'm going to enslave helboars repeatedly. Yessirree.

And what would a trip to the Blasted Lands be without THE point of interest?
THE DARK PORTAL! Dun dun dunnnnnn! Yeah, those felguards around it hit kind of hard. But it was still pretty neat to see anyhow.

Then Zanny had to go to bed, so I had a lot of solo adventures! I'll post those pictures in just a bit!

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The crazy adventures of Duerma!

Thursday, December 8, 2005
posted by Duerma @ 3:27 PM  0 Comments Links to this post

Hi everyone!
I'm Duerma Whistlescrew! Those of you who know me know that I like being adventurous (when I'm not sleeping). So I thought I'd share some photos of my voyages with you!

This is a picture of Lethon, one of those crazy green dragons. I found out he was hanging out in Duskwood, so I thought I'd go see him. And tease him a bit. Word to the wise: Dragons don't really mind your voidwalker or succubus, but they really hate imps!

This fine group of hordlings came a few nights later to take on the dragon! (But Lethon had apparently left, because this dragon's name was Emeriss.) They lost, and they were coming back to try again, so I thought I'd dance for them to cheer them up. I think it worked!

This is my Tauren friend that I met in Ratchet. I don't know what his name was, but he let me snuggle with him on the way back to Booty Bay.

This is Zandramas and me, relaxing in a hammock during another boat ride. We were on our way to Theramore. From there, we swam to Tanaris! There were lots of huge threshers, but Zandramas roasted them while I scrambled over the mountainside! Another time, we were swimming to Ratchet and were attacked by black dragonkin!

Zandramas and I later went to a wedding on the Stonewrought Dam. It was a beautiful evening!

This is me swimming in hot lava. An excellent exfoliator! But there's no way to get out on your own, so be careful leaning over the railing in Ironforge!

Unfortunately, I forgot to take pictures when I went to Scholomance and Onyxia's lair. So, I'll leave you with a picture I took when I attained my 39th season last night!

Hopefully I'll have more fun pictures soon!

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