The Scourge throughout the world!

It's me! Back with more Duermalicious info from the FUTURE! (Don't worry Teldurn. I sent Corri home. If my calculatuions are correct, you should have seen her a couple nights ago!) And I have news for you!

First, Agent Eliora went to do some investigating in Azshara where there were supposed to be two other necropoli! Sure enough, she didn't have to go far before she found another pack of mean undead!

They were really close to the Ashenvale border. Can you see the little purple shootie thing in the picture, just above the deer's antlers? (That's a technical term, by the way.) That's communication to the crystal thinger from the necropolis! Cool, huh? As Eliora looked a little closer, she was able to see who was supportign that crystal.

Who is that guy? And why isn't he inherently hostile? Maybe he feels secure since he's surrounded by ghouls. Hmmm....

She also heard Kel'Thuzad yelling as she rode around. Whoa! Creepy!


Anyway, Eliora also wanted to show you the Argent Dawn guys in Darnassus, also in a tent by the bank.

She says if you've seen one troop, you've seen 'em all. They give the exact same info and quests as the Ironforge ones did. She also said she did the quest to kill undeads and explore runes in Teldrassil, and STILL no follow-up quest. She's disappointed, as am I.

OK! Now back to me at the Light's Hope Chapel! Lightlance missed a couple guys - apparently some of the Scarlet Crusade won't talk to you until you are friendly with the Argent Dawn! Must need proof you're not gonna kill them or something. Anyway, here's Rohan the Assassin:

He asked me to gather a bunch of skeleton fragments, and in return he would give me a Scarlet Crusade token. He's really nicer than his name implies, but he was annoyed at me for asking an obvious question.


This is Leopold. He wanted me to collect crypt fiend parts for a Scarlet Crusade token.

So now I bet you are wondering what these tokens are for! Glad you asked! I asked the Quartermaster, and here is what she said:

I could get a Band of Piety, a Band of Resolution, Verimonde's Last Resort, a Supply Bag, the Leggings of the Plague Hunter, or a Sanctified Leather Helm!

I asked if she had any better stuff, and she said why, yes!

If I handed in even MORE tokens, I could get an Amulet of the Dawn, some Bracers of Hope, some  Bracers of Subterfuge, a Medallion of the Dawn, a Talisman of Ascendance, or The Purifier!

Then I said, "Gee Miranda, isn't that a whole lot of tokens? Is there any way to make it easier?" And here is what she said:


So there you have it, folks! Better start working on your reputations now!

After chatting with all these lovely folks, I decided that now was the time to go to Naxxramas. I asked the Archmage what I needed to do to get attuned for Naxxramas. Here's what she said:

Um.... *GULP.* Why can't I just smack a crystal like I did for the Molten Core or Blackwing Lair? That's gonig to be EXPEEEEEEEEENSIVE! She did say that at revered or exalted reputations, it's better, but she wouldn't tell me exactly. Bummer. This is going to be rough. Fortunately, there was a guy named Johnny McWeaksauce standing just outside who slipped me the goods so I could go. Heh heh heh. He must be some kind of Bronze Dragon or something, 'cause he told me that when I returned to my ordinary timeline, I'd still have to gather the stuff. Bleah. Oh well! Stay tuned for a report on NAXXRAMAS because I was SO THERE!