Adding insult to injury

Oh. My. Gosh.

So, the last few days or so, I've been feeling awful. TOTALLY awful. Sick, and bloated, and generally tired and crappy. And I figured, OK, so I've done some drinking, and I've just emerged from hell on Azeroth, and so I'm just totally recovering and stuff.

But then, I started thinking UH-OH. How many other women had come to me describing the EXACT SAME SYMPTOMS? I mean, HELLO, miss midwife? So, I checked my calendar, and I was in fact a little late, and so then I grabbed a pile of grain and peed on it just to make sure. Yeah, it totally sprouted.

THAT MEANS I'M PREGNANT.

Oh my gosh. Holy crap. Holy crap. Holy crap. As if all this wasn't totally bad enough. Oh my gosh. I can't believe I'm pregnant with the - his - baby. Oh my gosh. What am I going to do? What is Zanny going to say? Can things get any worse?

More wild exploring

I'm back! Bwahaha! I didn't get a chance to adventure much during Winter's Veil, but today I had a marvelous time going all sorts of interesting places!


But first... This was taken Wednesday night, when the ladies of my ward got together for drinking, gossiping, and a generally good time!

After that, I went down to Tanaris and did some exploring.

This place was so weird! I saw architecture distinctive of all the different races, as well as boats, and these bronze dragons! I wanted to go up and get a closer look, but they didn't seem to be too friendly.

Next, I went to the Hinterlands! I went up into Seradane, and saw some more green dragons.

The really big nasty guy wasn't there though. Lots of nice elven architecture though!

After Seradane, I jumped off the waterfall to solve Cortello's Riddle, and then I started looking for Whiskey Slim's lost grog! (A gnome's gotta help a fellow gnome, after all.) So I swam north. And I swam. And swam. And swam. Until I found this:



What an interesting elfy place way out in the middle of nowhere! I couldn't get in the tower, and there wasn't much else to it. But it was still neat. Oh, and here's my map, so you can see where I was.



I kept swimming, and eventually, I found myself in Tirisfal Glades! Quite a dreary place, that is. Fortunately the baddies aren't too mean. Except for those Deathstalker elites. Yeouch.

But I haven't lived this long by being slow-witted! No siree! I decided to take a ride on a zepplin, since it's something I'd never done before. I ran up the tower as fast as I could, then sacrificed Thanlos (my trusty voidwalker) for a super-duper shield, and BAM!


Hahaha, see ya, suckas!

I had to jump off the Zepplin prematurely to avoid being attacked by the local guards, but I made it to my destination:

Orgrimmar! Home of all things Hordey! I thought about trying to get into the back entrance, but I decided to leave that adventure for another day. Ta-ta!