The difference between orcs

I bet you just looked at that map and thought WAIT A MINUTE! How am I going to be able to tell the somewhat good orcs from the TOTALLY evil orcs? Well never fear! I have this handy-dandy guide for you!

See? They are WAY easy to tell apart, so you don't have to worry about mistaking a Horde member for one of the Legion's puppets!

Map of Hellfire Peninsula

This is my map of Hellfire Peninsula! That's TOTALLY the first place you go to in Outland and it's the place I have the most info about! We are TOTALLY going to be discussing it at tonight's meeting so BE THERE!!!!

The fates of those who've gone before

The next question I'm frequently asked is HEY! What about those guys who went through the Dark Portal?

The Alliance Expedition to Draenor
Khadgar - Khadgar is TOTALLY alive and well! He's got his own city that's called something like Splat Wrath, but I don't know why he would have wrath about going splat so I'm not sure how accurate that part is. I think it used to be a really important city to the Blue Man Group, so maybe if you ask one of the Blue Men they will tell you more about it! But anyway, it's totally huge, like Stormwind or Ironforge!

Danath - Danath the Trollkillingyouguy is ALSO alive and well! He actually has a fortress thingee that's kind of near the Dark Portal, so he'll probably be the first Alliance Expedition guy that you'll meet when you go through!

Kurdran - I only JUST found out about this guy - that's why I didn't mention him on Sunday! He and his supergryphon, Sky-ree, are also alive and well! He's set up camp in a super-duper scary place, though! None of my sources were able to discover any more info than that!

Alleria - Not so sure about this one! She's been around, because there's TOTALLY a city named after her, but she hasn't been seen in awhile!

Turalyon - Absolutely NO info on this guy! I have no idea what happened to him!

The other guys
Kael'thas - This guy is Shawlkin's favorite to ask about! He hasn't been actually spotten yet, but rumor has it he (and tons of Blood Elves) are hanging out in a place that is like a HUMONGOUS SPACESHIP! And the Blue Man Group's spaceship used to be a part of this humongous spaceship! Cool huh? Well, at least I think it's cool. The Blue Man Group is pretty cheesed about Blood Elves hanging out there. And I bet the Blood Elves are cheesed that the Blue Man Group took part of their spaceship thing.

Anyway!

Illidan - Also hasn't been spotted! But he's around! People talk about him all the time! And it seems he's gone a bit cuckoo - well, even more than before! That's what Malfurion said to Remulos, anyways! Anyway, he's totally the majordomo out there! So watch out!

Vashj - She's totally alive and well and hanging out in a place called Coilfang Reserve!

Maiev - Also totally alive and well, but she's been imprisoned by Illidan!

Duerma's totally important information on the Dark portal!

So! At the last White Tower guild meeting I TOTALLY divulged what some of my sources have been telling me about what's on the other side of the Dark Portal and what's going to come to pass! This is the place to post anything you know!

First, I've had some people ask about my sources! I've learned some stuff from the Blue Men who've recently landed on Azeroth! They were TOTALLY natives of that place so they know what's going on! I've also learned stuff from my demons! I make them do reconnaissance work when they aren't in charge of keeping me awake! Some of it I've gotten from demons I've interrogated near the Dark Portal! (Felboars will tell you ANYTHING if they are tickled hard enough!) And some of it I learned from sources that I really shouldn't reveal!

So, on to the good stuff!

The Dark Portal and the Blasted Lands

So, not too long ago, something TOTALLY exploded out of the Dark Portal! It looks like this ginormous crystal thing, and it shot right through the lip of the crater that surrounded the portal! There's totally a hole there! The Dark Portal itself is glowing a kind of Felwoody green color! And all of the demons that used to hang out there and kick my butt whenever I wanted to get a closer look are totally GONE! Now Nethergarde (and Stonard too, I think) have TOTALLY set up a camp there so they can keep an eye on the darn thing!

Some people were afraid that maybe the demons escaped through the Dark Portal! But we don't have any evidence of living creatures making it through at this point! No other being, demon or otherwise, has been able to enter! So in my educated opinion, the demons fled to the Tainted Scar! There are TOTALLY lots of Felguards and Doomguards there! And Lord Kazzak is TOTALLY packing up all his things and is ready to move to the other side of the portal once it opens! But he isn't gone yet! So yeah! Not open!