Rocking Zul'Aman

So yeah, Tarq totally tracked me down (I guess as a rogue you are good at finding people cause you're totally sneaky yourself and stuff) and asked me to come punt some troll up in Zul'Aman cause Hamelin totally was missing, and I'm like Holy crap! I've totally never been there before! Totally exciting! And Ila and Buu were totally there and I totally miss smashing ghosts with them every week and stuff. So, we totally went in and there was this dude named Harrison Jones who was some kind of explorer guy and he totally needed our help to get inside and stuff. And so we helped him, and then he was like, haha, suckers! And I'm all, RUDENESS! But then he totally got eaten by trolls, which is kind of gross and not a good fate for anyone but I guess he kind of had it coming to him. Anyway, so we totally go in and the trolls are totally pissed that we busted into their city and all so they're sending TONS of guys after us. It was total chaos! But we totally sheeped and mind controlled and scared them while beating the crap out them and stuff.

So, we get to the top of this platform thing and there's this REALLY tall ugly troll! And he's totally taunting us and stuff, so we're like, Bring it! And so Chryste and Calen totally go in, Calen goes all bear, and then the ugly troll guy's like HEY, I can be a bear TOO, GOSH! And so then he was a bear and Chryste was beating on him, and then he was like, HEY, I can be a person TOO, GOSH! And it totally went back and forth like that. Talk about identity crisis! But we totally kicked his butt and Safira totally plundered his closet for some totally pimp shoulders.

So THEN, we totally go over to the other side of Zul'Aman, and this troll saw us, and he's like ZOMG, INTRUDERS! And so there were guards going up this hill and they kept sending more guards from behind and big old flocks of birds again. AGAIN, total CHAOS! I don't think we're in the Molten Core anymore, Ziltal! And we totally got to the top of the hill and killed the guy who was sending all this crap after us and we got a breather. So we ran up to the top of the stairs, and there was this guy who had a troll body but an eagle on his noggin! Hello, weirdness! And so we totally had to spread out cause he'd shoot electricity at people. But THEN, every so often, he'd totally make a storm appear over someone, and we'd totally have to group up under them or get zapped with LIGHTNING! And then he had these other birds that were totally swooping in and nipping at all of us, and I was supposed to take care of them, but seriously, every time I killed one then another would come so I was like, what's the point, but whatever! We totally kicked his booty, and Zalbuu took the necklace he was wearing.

I totally had to leave then, cause I had a party to get to and Hamelin had finally showed up and stuff. But I'm glad I totally got to kick the butt of two troll demigod things! Boy! I totally can't wait to go back! Fun times in the forest!