Return of Zandramas

OH. MY GOSH. YOU GUYS. Do you know who TOTALLY came back to the White Tower? ZANDRAMAS, THAT'S WHO. I'm totally freaking out here. I mean, I thought he was dead, or insane, or just whatever, you know? And then for him to totally show up out of nowhere after NO contact for like FOUR MONTHS or something? Who the heck let him back in the Tower, anyways? I mean, we don't have a Blue Wisdom! GAH! I don't even KNOW what to do.

And of COURSE he wants to see me and talk to me. And I'm thinking, NO WAY. I mean, I totally just started seeing Torick. I THOUGHT HE WAS DEAD! And hello, awkward. Someone told me that he wants to try to "win me back." Huh-UH! I've gotten off that train, buster. I'm not staying with a man who ditches his wife and kid and doesn't even write. He OBVIOUSLY doesn't care about us, so why should I care about him?

Anyway, it's a good thing I kept that bill of divorcement I drew up when he left. It's totally signed by the High Tinker Mekkatorque himself. It's time I took care of this messy business once and for all.