Searching for something

Another day with Pizmo! I'm really digging this regular interaction. I worry SO much less when I know he's going to be around. And, I dunno, it kind makes everything seem more real and stuff.

Anyway! So, we had totally previously decided that we were going to spend our day looking for certain elusive recipes. That's nice and all, but you know, it's also kinda boring. So, I decided to make things more interesting by wearing my off the shoulder Draenei dress for our expedition. Yeah, it meant my pewpew power was a little less, but whatever!

So, we totally went to Eclipse Point first to look for my recipe, and none of those blood elves had it. It was really tedious going around and interrogating every single one, so I started seriously flirting with Pizmo. It feels kind of weird to be a leader of the free world and yet be using my body like a hussy in a tavern, but it's SO FUN because he is SO easily affected and he wears his emotions on his sleeve. The way he was reacting, I was expecting him to make love to me right there. But, to his credit, he kept after the blood elves.

We weren't really making any progress, so we headed over to Coilskar point to try to find his recipe. We didn't have to threaten many naga before they gave it up. He was so excited! And I'm glad, too, cause I'm gonna need one of those diamonds here eventually. So I was all, let's celebrate! And he's like, what about the blood elves? And I'm like, forget about it, we need fireworks! So I made him portal us to Ironforge and we bought fireworks and set them off.

Then I was like, do you know how to MAKE fireworks? And he's all, no! And so then I had him follow me all over Lordaeron to visit the elders and collect their coins so we could buy some schematics for him. I think he had a lot of fun with that wild goose chase - he seemed to be a lot more relaxed after we finished.

We teleported up to Moonglade, where the Lunar Festival was in full swing, and bought some stuff. I used my coins to buy one of Pizzy's schematics. And then... he bought a tailoring pattern. And I'm like, um, all that running around was for YOUR benefit and you just buy something you can sell anyways? SO. Lame. But, whatever.

So then he was like, kay, should we go back and attack the blood elves again, and I'm all, no, we totally need some alone time that doesn't involve lighting other people on fire. So he started thinking of where we could go, and I think he suggested Azshara or something? I told him no, he'd get sunburned; he mentioned his hat and I told him his hat can't cover up the rest of him. It FINALLY clicked, and then he started babbling off ALL sorts of different places - I swear, he named like every place that has at least one shade tree or something. I swear, he doesn't have enough blood to run both his brain and his... um, never mind.

So, I let him know that every minute he spent babbling or we spent traveling was a minute that we couldn't spend on more pleasurable pursuits. I think I exploded his brain or something. I'm thinking I shouldn't tease him anymore, at least until he figures out how to make the first move already. Anyway, so we found a quiet room in Nighthaven, and he decided he would give me a massage, because in his view we'd only done things for him all day. Fine by me! It was really good, too - I'm impressed that he could give such a good one.

We made love after that, and I won't get into the details, but suffice it to say, I apparently giggled at an inappropriate time, he freaked out, and starting accusing me of thinking that he didn't satisfy in bed and a bunch of crap like that, and I'm just like, come ON. You said something funny, I've been perfectly happy with all our other experiences, and so on. He wasn't satisfied, though, until I told him he was better than Zandramas. That's not really hard to do, since Zandramas had the libido of a dead eunuch, but you know, whatever makes him happy. Geesh.

So, that was our day. It really was pretty good, and I love him to bits. He can just be kinda frustrating sometimes.